Remember when Tim Allen killed Santa Claus, then became Santa Claus. Remember how none of the elves gave a shit.
Like how often does Santa Claus get murdered, that the elves don’t even care anymore?
a thing to learn about cooking is, that isnt enough garlic. there is not enough garlic in there. yeah i know you already put garlic in but shhh, listen, listen to the pot, it says it wants more garlic. seriously more garlic come on i said put in some more garlic fucking dO it you piece of shit. what do you mean that that’s all the garlic you had well i suppose theres nothing for it we have to go pick up some more come on then
Me when I cook.
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Winter at Diagon Alley
In honor of all you amazing crazy people who follow me, subscribe to my youtube channel and generally check my stuff out, a (kind of) giveaway to show my sincere gratitude! Reblog this post and you may become a fangirl (or fanboy!) in my next animated short!
(only reblogs participate! A “like” will be lovely! but won’t enter the raffle)
The winner will be announced on the 12/12/13 (a day after the amazing date 11/12/13 and before the creepy 13/12/13.
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And thank you
and good luck
and god speed.
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(poster created by the mathematical Tom Trager)