girly-butthole-hair:

“If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar phase or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great.”

monkeysaysficus:

xwatchmerise:

babyafrican:

Animals Without Necks

Omg

this is why the internet exists.

also, THAT KITTY!!

Ulyana Sergeenko, haute couture for spring/summer 2013

xombiedirge:

Gordon Freeman, Lara Croft, Joel and Ellie by Olly Moss / Tumblr / Store

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Sheila Metzner for American Vogue, December 1986. Gowns by Christian Dior, circa 1949.

blckppl:

i can’t fucking breathe 

if you like laughing watch this holy fuck

hipsterfood:

rich chocolate peanut butter cream

this makes a great dessert or breakfast that you can serve all at once or keep it throughout the week. consider it a mix between a mousse and a pudding - thick, creamy, and very chocolatey. serve with fresh fruit and/or nuts at the end of a big meal with friends - perfect!

1. blend together until smooth and creamy: 1 package firm silken tofu, 1/4 cup unsweetened almond milk, 1/4 cup unsweetened chocolate chips, 2 tbsp dutch-processed cocoa powder, 2-3 tbsp sweetened peanut butter, a dash vanilla extract, a small pinch sea salt, and a scant dash of cayenne.(make sure to read labels for milk ingredients when buying cocoa/chocolate chips, as always.)
2. chill in the fridge for a couple of hours or overnight.
3. serve very cold to four to eight people, or store in your fridge for 1-2 weeks.

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

kirk-oakenshield:

johnlockedness:

Bilbo owns a claw of Smaug.

BILBO OWNS A CLAW OF SMAUG.

I CAN’T. 

Oh my holy shet.